What should you do if you see a woman with a traffic cone on her head?

a) Temporarily redirect in a safe manner to avoid any road problems.

b) Give her a trilby and bowler and see if she scores a hat trick.

c) Tell her the auditions for ‘Wicked’ finished last week.  Answers on a postcard to...

Q. How many artists does it take to assemble an easel?!

A. Three 

One to actually do it.
Another to analyse the composition and perspective.
And the third to “ooh” and “ahh” and offer moral support.


Spot The Difference



One is an elegant lady in a hat....

And the other is getting her skirt very sandy!

How artist do it...

Artists do it by design.
Artists do it expressively.
Artists do it with creativity.
Artists do it with emotion.
Artists do it with flair.
Artists do it with longer strokes.

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.





 When I look in the mirror, what do I see?!!